avantblargh:
“ my favorite lunch spot with a gentlewoman
”

MY DEAR LITTLE MISS:—

Your very agreeable letter of the 15th is received. I regret the necessity of saying I have no daughter. I have three sons—one seventeen, one nine, and one seven. They with their mother constitute my whole family. As to the whiskers, as I have never worn any, do you not think that people would call it a piece of silly affectation were I to begin wearing them now?

I am your true friend and sincere well-wisher,
A. LINCOLN.

— Abraham Lincoln replying to a letter from 9-year-old Grace Bedell of Ripley, NY, suggesting he grow a beard
markfluffles:
“ havisham:
“  #world’s greatest detective
”
#when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this in his serious gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard
” markfluffles:
“ havisham:
“  #world’s greatest detective
”
#when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this in his serious gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard
” markfluffles:
“ havisham:
“  #world’s greatest detective
”
#when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this in his serious gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard
” markfluffles:
“ havisham:
“  #world’s greatest detective
”
#when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this in his serious gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard
”